philosophy chocolate chip and spice cookie bubble bath

at my request, santa brought me a cookie themed box set of philosophy bubble bath for christmas.

i love philosophy products ... but this particular box has caused me some consternation.

one flavor is coconut macaroon. no issue here. it smells great and is white in color.

the other two, however, are a different story.

both of them make the water look like i pooped in the water. i just can't use them.

why oh why would someone make these yummy smelling bath treats looks like fecal matter? i am going to write to the company. it's disgusting.

hot. super hot.

got a new suit for the housewares show ... didn't get it at nordstrom ... so i'm in charge of my own alterations.

so, imagine if you will, me in the pants, with heels on, standing on the coffee table so joe could pin them. he is the best husband.

the look was completed by a brown, very old, tank top. so very hot.

why southwest airlines is still evil

say what you will about on time this, and happy flight crew that, but southwest airlines is still evil and i hope i never have to fly them again.

joe and i are headed to orlando ... to see his family and i have to business to conduct down there.

tickets were pricey - so pricey that joe opted to use my free southwest ticket.

because of their f-ed up boarding process ... joe got up at 6:40 am yesterday, exactly 24 hours before his flight and still only scored a A24 ticket. A17 for his connection.

here's where it gets bad.

because of WEATHER ... joe was rebooked this morning and his place in line lost. thank goodness we were so early, but he's still in the mid-B group (as they board by ALPHA and NUMERAL NOW). let's hope he gets an aisle.

way too much drama for me. i won't fly them for a flight longer than one hour. period. ever.

my flight is on time ... of course.

it's "nacho" audi!

sterling developed some engine trouble today. almost stalling, check engine light on, etc.

i was scared to drive her.

so, i called the audi hotline and asked them to pick her up and take her to the audi dealer. attached are pictures of her getting loaded up. it was kinda sad. but also funny. love that the towing company's name is "Nacho Towing." Super hot.

the dealer asked me to ride down with nacho so they could put me in a rental car. (omg. they didn't have anything but a crappy DODGE AVENGER and i'm kinda sad, but i digress.) nacho had to stop at the scales at the top of the grade too! it was so exciting!

sterling should be ready tomorrow ... they think it's a loose coil or something.

what an adventure!

country club / with white trash tendencies

as i walked into 7-11 this morning with my flip flops on to buy crossword puzzle lottery scratchers ... i thought "i guess you take take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl." wow. kinda sad.

velvet jesus

i've seen a velvet Elvis before, but never a velvet Jesus ... much less in pink!

this man is a little piggie

this guy was dipping at the o'hell airport.

i was horrified. when it was time to spit, he would lean over the trash can and let 'er rip. OMG. i know he was wearing a nascar jacket, but seriously dipping in the airport? is that even legal?

a gummy bear plunges to his untimely demise

last night, tim and i saw hairspray in thousand oaks, ca. not quite broadway, but it was better than nothing!

we had some gummy bears and were enjoying them immensely, when all of the sudden, one of the yellow bears leaped to his death! he flew from the 2nd row of the balcony ... hitting the floor below with a life-ending thud. well, that's the worse case scenario. he could totally be stuck in someone's hair, but i have a feeling that i'll never know.

who knew gummy bears could be suicidal?