5.20.2010

for ALSE

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey,
butane in my veins so I'm out to get the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables,
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose,
kill the headlights and put it in neutral,
stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control,
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D,
got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat,
someone came sayin' I'm a saint (I'm insane)
to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt,
don't believe everything that you breathe,
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve,
so shave your face with some mace in the dark,
saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park,yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,
double barrel buckshot,
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,
forces of evil on a bozo nightmare,

ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cause one's got a weasel and others got a flag,
one's on the pole, shove the other in the bag,
with the rerun shows and cocaine nose job,
the daytime crap of the folk singers slop,
he hung himself with a guitar string,
a slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing,
I can't write if ya' can't relate,
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate,
and my time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite, who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
get crazy with the cheez-wiz,
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
drive, by, body pierce
yo bring it on down

4 comments:

Sweet Coalminer said...

I know you know this already, but it's "I'm from CANADA. I'm a loser, baby."

I know you know. But just a reminder.

Thanks for that. It made me smile. I like to sleep right in the middle of the bed, between the wells our bodies have made. I call it "Fluting on the Hump".

my middle name is trouble. my last name is drama. said...

i'm so listening to that melissa today. i LOVE that song.

my middle name is trouble. my last name is drama. said...

holy shit. it is gary and melissa. that's the name of my cousin and her husband ... it's all coming back

my middle name is trouble. my last name is drama. said...

oh and "we have already apologised for bryan adams" and "blame canada." i *heart* terence and phillip.