kingman barstow san bernafuckingdinofuckingshit GD!

for ALSE

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey,
butane in my veins so I'm out to get the junkie
with the plastic eyeballs, spraypaint the vegetables,
dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose,
kill the headlights and put it in neutral,
stockcar flaming with a loser in the cruise control,
baby's in Reno with the vitamin D,
got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat,
someone came sayin' I'm a saint (I'm insane)
to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt,
don't believe everything that you breathe,
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve,
so shave your face with some mace in the dark,
saving all your food stamps for burning down the trailer park,yo, cut it

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,
double barrel buckshot,
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me,
forces of evil on a bozo nightmare,
ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
cause one's got a weasel and others got a flag,
one's on the pole, shove the other in the bag,
with the rerun shows and cocaine nose job,
the daytime crap of the folk singers slop,
he hung himself with a guitar string,
a slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing,
I can't write if ya' can't relate,
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate,
and my time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite, who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
get crazy with the cheez-wiz,
Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
drive, by, body pierce
yo bring it on down

Sometimes I think
What I need is a you intervention, yeah

I need to vent about the sheer madness of me not being in chicago next week for the candy show. It's been a lifelong dream to go ... Just once, I also missed the stationery show in NYC this week. It is going to take an awesome conference this weekend in scottsdale to make up for this serious disappointment. Dinner at mastro's and sprinkles cupcakes will be a good start ...

Rod Stewart's cover of Stevie Nicks' "Stand Back" is absolutely divine.

I am a pot stirrer.
And I love it.

Kim called last night, in hysterics, because Grandma called her asking if she knew to what "the thunder from down under" refers. Kim weenied out and didn't tell her.

So, of course, I had to call Grandma and make sure she knew what it was ... Unfortunately, I was too late!!!!! She asked my uncle.

I am terribly disappointed that I didn't get to explain it to Grandma.

The music's on and I'm dancing
I'm normally in the corner just standing
I'm feeling unusual
I don't care cause this is my night

I hate iTunes. I NEVER bought anything from them ... Until GLEE. Now I can't stop ... iTunes gets them first. Seriously. Do I not have any convictions??

the magic date has been set

06-01-10 for little baby sink 2
if this turns out to be the actual date, Sophia and her new sibling will be two years and two days apart ... Kim and I are three years and three days apart ...

how have i never heard this song before??

Run Joey Run
David Geddes

Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.
She called me up, late last night, she said Joe, don't come over
My dad and I just had a fight, and he stormed out the door
I've never seen him act his this way, my God, hes going crazy
He says he's gonna make you pay, for what we've done, he's got a gun, so

Run Joey Run Joey Run
Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.

I got in my car and I drove like mad, till I reached Julie's place
She ran to me, with tears in her eyes, and bruises on her face
All at once, I saw him there, sneaking up behind me, WATCH OUT!
Then Julie yelled, he's got a gun, and she stepped in front of me
Suddenly, a shot rang out, and I saw Julie falling
I ran to her, I held her close, when I looked down, my hands were red,and here's the last words Julie said...

Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me
Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married.....aaahhh..ahhhhahhhh....ahhhhh
Run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey
run Joey run

www.textsfromlastnight.com

I am home for the entire week and I'm not sick. I don't know what to do with myself. However, I will figure it out on my morning beach walks which I have missed tremendously.

Speaking of dead animals ... While using my husband's computer today to load my new iPod (that is another load of drama) I noticed that the photos of the dead rat, named Steve, are saved on his desktop. I almost vomited.

What am I going to do if Lola kills another animal and brings it into my room before Joe gets home? I am living in fear.

I vote for Edward Cullen Sink for a boy and Isabella Swan Sink for a girl

I am completely obsessed with the parallels between the Lincoln and JFK assassinations. I am so glad I unearthed that first edition in DC ... I may just have to create a Lincoln / JFK death tour. Now ... How to gain access to Jackie's bloodied pink Chanel suit that is still in a climate controlled vault in Kennedy's library. That would be way better than of time I saw Lincoln's sheets and jacket with his blood! I know am a little on the macbre side of things ...

super year so far

while i am in absolute and total denial that it's almost may, and my 37th birthday, the year has treated me well so far .. is it terrible that i am sort of waiting for it to end tragically? i'm so black and white.

work has been superb ... it's like everything i've been working for during the past 5 years has finally come to fruition. all of the sudden, everything is perfect. and yet, there are looming clouds of change overhead ... one way or another i will have different responsibilities by the year's end ... i have to figure out how to anniversary the largest bonus i've received since 2001, and whether or not we're going to move. and if we move, will it be within california or another state? i really could live in chicago at a moment's notice. joe's job is flexible, so really, there are some big decisions ahead ... and if we stay, when am i going to find the time to finish remodeling the shack?

well, i guess that's enough pondering for one morning ... i'm off to kick some ass and take some names.

Working on a personal goal ... How long can I go without the IT department making me change my laptop password. It's been 5 years and almost 3 months. Serious security theater ... It's almost on par with the airports.

I did mention the issue almost 3 years ago and was told, "well, that shouldn't happen.". So, now it's a game.

Mariah Carey (or Cary?) this early in the morning may cause me to do harm to myslef or those around me

cough drops

seriously. this allergy thing is going to be the end of me.
just realized that i can't take most cough drops because they have citrus or red 40 in them. do we really need red 40 in cough drops? thank goodness for organic, no shit added, cough drops. but i will point out that the "good" ones are like 3x the cost of "regular" ones ... criminal.

i may quit my real life and become a lobbyist for the abolishment of red 40 in our food. if england has banned it, why can't we?