boardwalk farter

kristine and i hit the boardwalk / beach this morning for a little exercise.

all was well until we were on our way back to the car ... we were in front of the crowne plaza (used to be the holiday inn), for those of you who have been to ventura, and we passed this couple who were gazing out at the ocean.

the guy totally farted as we walked by. it was the loudest fart i've heard in a very long time. i looked back and he wouldn't make eye contact ... the woman with him was HORRIFIED.

disgusting oinker.