why i loathe the dentist

i had my last two wisdom teeth pulled today.
I NEVER would have consented if the last two had gone so poorly.

mr. dentist couldn't get my bottom right wisdom tooth to budge. so, rather than give up, tell me to eat lots of sugar and hope it falls out on its own, he got a SAW and cut it out of my jaw. that's right. with the saw noise and EVERYTHING. i thought i was going to die. or break a finger from gripping the chair so hard.

so, after all of that (did i mention the tears streaming down my face?), he had the AUDACITY to tell me that ibuprofen would be enough for the pain. i don't think so!

i took one vicodin and i can still hardly stand the pain. seriously.