OMG - true story

i ran into petsmart today to pick up some supplies for lola.
the guy in front of me looked like he just rolled out of a trailer; he was kinda dirty, definitely trashy and about 50. my fault for going to oxnard.

anyway, the cashier rang him up and asked him if he had a petsmart rewards card. he advised that he didn't ... to which the cashier inquired as to whether or not he wanted to get one. he declined by saying, "it's okay, MY PARENTS have one." PARENTS??? do they live in the trailer with him? seriously scary.