7.01.2006
narcissist!
it really pisses me off to see people watering down their sidewalks and driveways. don't you realize that water is a very precious resource, mr. neighbor? are you really too lazy to break out a push broom and dustpan to clean up your area? i wish ventura would adopt miami's water laws where you can actually get fined for watering your lawn on the wrong day!
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Lighten up. I think you should have a couple and then go help him by peeing on his driveway.
I've seen your impressive skills around the back of a gas station somewhere near Fontana, and I think it would be a draw between you and a pressure hose.
Whooa baby,
At least he's trying to keep it neat!
Do you think you're a tad too critical?
sweet - yet another reason why i shouldn't run for office! i totally remember that night ... what was the name of that bar?
critical? we'll see if i should have been more critical when we run out of water.
All i remember is the disco saddle
holy shit ... just remembered ... it was the branding iron!
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