summer travel

summer is here and the clueless are flying.

it's one thing to hold up a security line because you're juggling items; trying to take off your shoes while digging out the video camera, etc., but it is QUITE ANOTHER to stand there asking your traveling partner, "it says passengers should take off their shoes, should i take off mine? they're sandals ... are they really shoes?" and then to the tsa agent, "i see that i should remove my laptop and video camera from my bags and put in a separate tray, does that mean disposable cameras? how about the digital camera? what about my hair dryer?" i shit you not.

THE SIGNS ARE THERE TO GIVE YOU INFORMATION.
THERE ARE NO IMPLIED OR DOUBLE SECRET DIRECTIONS EMBEDDED IN THE SIGN VERBAGE.

SHOES MEAN WHAT'S ON YOUR FEET DEFINING THEM AS "NOT BAREFOOT" AND A VIDEO CAMERA TAKES MOVIES; NOT STILLS.

I HATE SUMMER TRAVEL.