but what if i have to pee?

the lavatory was out of service this morning on aa #3193 from lax to san jose.

i can totally make it an hour ... and they did warn us, but what if we got stuck on the tarmac? had to circle san jose due to weather? it's a bit unnerving to know that you don't have an accessible toilet nor depends. i couldn't go to my big meeting today with a big pee stain on my ass. it was a lot of pressure. so to speak. :-)

joe advised that if i had to go, i should pee in the aisle. he was pretty sure that would get us a new plane.

let's recap. no snacks. no pillows. no playing cards. late departures and arrivals ('06 had the most delayed flights in recorded history). delayed baggage. and now no toilet access? i SO need a corporate jet and a driver.