cutting edge in texas?!?

i got to go through the "puffer" screener today at DFW. super fun. after i stripped down, put my life on the conveyor belt, and went through the metal detector ... i got to enter the "puffer" chamber. you get blown with air that is supposed to detect explosives. you have to hold your shirt down or you'll flash the TSA peeps. i guess you really don't have to if you want to show off your ta tas.

i wonder what happens if you fart in the chamber ...