1.03.2007

you know you're in texas when ...

the buyer on which you're calling has EIGHT dead animal heads and bodies on display in his office.

if memory serves (i almost puked) there were ...

4 elk-like heads (all had antlers)
1 full-sized turkey (gobble, gobble)
1 mountain lion / cat (kinda small, meow)
1 elk-like skull with fur on the antlers (super gross)
1 full-sized coon (as they call 'em here in texas)

i still may vomit.

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