so, there was a c-list actor type ahead of me in the security line this morning.
he was traveling with a small rat-like dog. maybe a ferret? but i digress.
he set off the metal detector on the first walk-through.
he started in on a tirade about how he didn't know he had to get naked to go through security.
he walked through again. bells went off.
so did he.
he yelled at the TSA agent, "well, i guess it's the big cock ring on my dick that is setting it off."
brad, tsa boy, made him step to the side for a secondary screening. keep in mind that he's carrying the ferret-like creature through all of this.
none of the TSA agents wanted to screen him. big surprise. he was standing there, asking all of the women to please frisk him so he could move on. pig.
i left before the ferret-lover was cleared. maybe he wasn't?
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Andy Dick?
haha. that would have been extra super. and i would have begged to go with him!
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