4.21.2006

shopping carts are not a storage receptacle for your front yard!

note to my white trash neighbors:

the use of shopping carts is a privilege. here in america, we don't even have to pay for their use! yet you have completely abused the system. shopping carts are available for use in retail outlets and for toting bags to your mode of transportation. they are not a storage receptacle for your front yard.

do not mess with me. you will not win. the manager of the 99 cent store was all too happy to record your address and send someone to pick up their shopping cart. and i dare you. bring home another cart. guess who is on a first name basis with all of the store managers in our area. that's right. me. you have been advised.

sincerely,
your fabulous neighbor

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