celebrities

dear malibu tim,

i searched on www.deadoraliveinfo.com and confirmed that bernie koppel, of the love boat and get smart fame, is indead alive and well. at least as of today. i did not see a ghost yesterday; it was in fact bernie in the flesh. :-) proof of life is in your inbox as i type.

thank you for not contesting the mike ditka sighting.

your friend,
jaws