because i got high

i learned a valuable lesson yesterday.

never take more than the recommended dosage on any medication.

i took two CENSORED painkillers yesterday ... not reading the bottle. the results were not pretty.

first came the fog, then the cold sweats and nausea. i tried packing for the big trip to florida and that was a disaster. through the drug haze, i realized that i neglected to pick up my cleaning. pretty much looked like i was going to the show naked on thursday.

i kinda freaked out. the resident drama queen was not happy, until joe stepped in, offered to pick up and overnight my clothes to the hotel. problem solved. what a prince!

however, there were some strings attached to his offer. joe enjoyed laughing at me during my medically induced high ... i think his favorite part was singing ... "i forgot to pick up my cleaning, because i got high" to the tune of afroman's catchy little diddy.

lesson learned.