3.06.2006

we don't care about your cats, ladies ...

kim and i worked a tradeshow in the bay area this past weekend. (she is the BEST sister in the world) and we had the supreme opportunity to rub elbows with some of the state's finest.

for example, two women came up to our booth to inquire if the microfiber items we were featuring would pick up pet hair. "of course," we replied, and then to our astonishment, the two women started telling us about their cats. DANGER! DANGER! we couldn't run, we were working in the booth ... held prisoner. so, we had no choice to listen to how these women torture their beloved pets.

apparently, they have two LONG haired cats. which they SHAVE because the fur is so unruly. at this point, i'm surprised and feel sorry for the cats, but i'm not shocked yet. the shock and awe came when one of the women advised that they sell a special CAT SHAVING RAZOR at Wal*Mart. i'd like to meet the guy that invented that contraption ... an invention that sends a shudder through cats everywhere.

Wal*Mart's stock just took another nose dive in the jaws stock market, as did the residents of the bay area. if you can't care for the long haired cat, then don't buy / adopt the long haired cat!!!!

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