thanks, fred

as always, i was offered carry-out service at my local vons today. and, as unusual, i declined. however, fred, courtesy clerk extraordinaire, INSISTED that he help me to my car as he "needed to get outside."

so i obliged. it was bizarre. i really felt old. especially when he addressed me as ma'am and told me what a cool car i drive and that if he could afford it, he'd buy a car like mine. super nice.

i'd really like to know when the hell this happened. next thing you know i'll be driving my caddy to the 4:30 early bird special. just call me mrs. seinfeld. i wonder if they still do free birthday dinners at denny's ... joe - get my cane, we're going to supper!