5.15.2006

unauthorized access into the ladies' room

after 17 days of blissful travel-free days, i'm back at lax.

first stop, admiral's club for a little potty break. this morning, the security of the ladies' room was compromised by a 40-something gentleman ... sir, if the sign on the door (which included a picture and braille in case english isn't your first language) didn't clue you into the fact that you were in the wrong bathroom, then the tampon machine on the wall should have! that is not a candy dispenser! also ... perhaps the lack of urinals would also give you a clue. and if all else fails, the shriek of the little old lady from pasadena should have given you pause. i hope you enjoyed your view of how the other half potties.

second stop, seat 20D.

ciao!

2 comments:

Sweet Coalminer said...

He was lonely! You're so mean.

my middle name is trouble. my last name is drama. said...

i am a mean girl.