naked merlin

i met a guy named merlin in vegas this week. he uses the same rep i do in the chicago area.

so, he told this great story one night at dinner about why he doesn't sleep naked anymore.

several years ago (he's like 60 and spent the last 40 on the road) he was in denver ... sleeping naked ... and got up in the middle of the night to pee.

he chose the wrong door.

he wound up in the hall, naked, as the door shut and locked behind him.

he stood there until another guest happened by ... that guest went down and got him another key.

i love it!